Parasites - now available in all the sizes, colours and cultures

In scientific terms, a parasite is an organism that lives on or inside another organism, known as the host, and obtains nutrients from or at the expense of the host.

In 2025, this description of deadly exploitation is not an analogy....rather, it is an empirical twin of every contemporary elite's corporacratic actions and goals:

An organisation that lives off a host culture - known as the citizenry - from which it obtains money via tax and theft at the expense of the electorate.

Proof based on data not ideological fantasies

1. I have a parasite on my smartphone. It's called Meta AI. I know not from whence it came, or how it got into my phone. It just arrived.....completely unwanted. It was developed by the widely disliked sociopathic privacy invader and traitor, Mark Zuckerberg - the founder of Facebook.

You can't get rid of Meta AI: it is above the law, and disobeys every privacy law....just like Zuckerberg himself.

Eleven days ago, MSNBC reported as follows: 'At a time when bipartisan agreement is scarce in Washington, D.C., senators from both parties seemed to unite Wednesday at a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing, which centered on bombshell allegations from a Meta whistleblower. All seemed to agree that Meta poses a threat to free and civil discourse, and that the company’s CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, is not to be trusted....and that he - as part of its pitch to expand Facebook into China, developed censorship technology that could be used by its government, censored a Chinese dissident at Chinese officials’ behest, and deceived the U.S. Congress about its ongoing operations in China'.

As of last Monday (21st April 2025) Suckaturd is standing trial on charges of abusing AntriTrust Laws and citizen privacy invasion.

And you think he's going to jail? Don't be silly....

2.Bisexual UK Keir Starmer is a parasite taxing UK citizens, using those taxes to help fund the Neocon war in The Ukraine. Now that footage has leaked showing Starmer and his 'fwiend' Lord Alli "in compromising situations", his days may well be numbered....but none of the growing furore will get the embezzled tax money back from Starmer's hero Volodomore Zelenskyy.

"My support for Ukraine is unwavering," said Sir Keir in early March, adding that he felt a personal responsibility to end Russia's illegal war and guarantee Ukraine "a lasting peace based on sovereignty and security".

Starmer also pledged 3 billion pounds ($3.6bn) a year in military aid “for as long as it takes” and announced 40 million pounds ($48.7m) of immediate help.

Best estimates from Treasury sources show that - with no strings attached for the equally bisexual Zelenskyy - £3.8 bn of non-returnable monies have gone to the man who defends democracy by postponing elections....see RealSlog post last week

Some of you may already have spotted that the less than appealing fatso-shot above has disappeared from just about every search engine/browser on the planet. Luckily, I kept a copy of it....I urge you to do the same, if only because I think of it as a study in the old Slog adage, 'those with double standards always want double helpings'.

Other miscellaneous parasites.....

3.Investment houses like Blackrock controlling journalism on and offline.....parasites that infect Truth with propaganda

4.Zionist Israelis, Hamas fanatics and US Deep State energy-freaks in the Middle East....a deadly menage a trois acting as parasites feeding on Pay Check American taxpayers and ordinary Palestinians

5.Every corporocratic body with the words New, World, Foundation, Global, Forum, Institute or Organisation in its name....using fear, greed and corruption to extract money from Useful Idiots to justify their counterfeit claims. They are, every last one, parasites upon the very People they secretly despise.

A few photos are worth a million words.....

I flatly refuse to lose my sense of humour in the light of this depressing picture of sexually eclectic men on our backs, if you'll pardon the word play.

So here's another example of drivel that has nothing to do with anything New Normal, and everything to do with Eternal Pretension.

Carménère is a wine grape descended from ancient Bordeaux Reds. It is a sort of quaffable halfway house between Merlot and Syrah. It's mainly grown and exported now under the Chilean wine brand Gato Negro [Black Cat] and it goes with everything from shrimps via cheese to lamb. That's it.

Herewith yet another example of the protectionist Guild mentality desperately keen to blind us with pseudo-science:

'Carménère is treasured for its supple red-and-black berry flavours and herbaceous green pepper notes'.

What a load of old tripe.

And so I can't resist some bitter satire at the expense of such plonkers via the following Slog critique of President Barrow's approved and sealed 'Best' brand bottled water in The Gambia:

'A cheeky 2025 rendition of H to O exquisitely buggered in plastic barrels during twenty-five seconds in a manufactory free from nuts, offering the educationally sub-normal palate subtle hints of hydrogenic oxygenation, unsubtle taxation and brown-weed songs of couch grass salted crisps with a gentle pink undercoat of ocean-going Titanic paint spillage'

Do feel free to offer your own experiences of superiority-complex parasite lockstep closed mind totalitarian BS in the comment threads below.