.....using only new miracle SqueakyClean Deturdant - featuring the unique Satangone anti-hogwash ingredient as developed in association with the Proctologist-Gambler-Unicleaver Corporation of Port Scumblight, Langley Virginia Today sees the launch of the much needed and long awaited laundry breakthrough guaranteeing to remove deep-down stains of amoral, biased, bombastic, brutal, depraved,
The Final Straw that was Cup Final Day I long ago gave up following the Beautiful Game that has been ruined by Bestial Greed. There is too much soccer now - too many home-and-away complications, too much sponsorship, too many obscne salaries, too much at stake, too little club loyalty,
As nobody seems to give a monkey's chuff about the grisly fate most of us face in the coming years, Armageddin' ouda here via my Time machine....back to those halcyon days when blogging was young, the Muskovite was more interested in Mars than Twitter, and The
This is a shot of my late brother Mike in his cricketing heyday, effortlessly thwacking yet another ball towards the boundary. See if you can find the ball. Despite having now departed for the celestial pavilion, sixty years on Mike still holds the record for the fastest century ever scored
Here's something to ponder on: if you are born in the First World "West", in English I would say, "I am blessed by having more than enough to eat and - with luck and judgement - enough State support during a lifetime to enable me
Pretty much everyone around the world beyond Islam today is celebrating the triumph of Communist totalitarianism over Tsarist Police State oppression. Make of that lunacy what you will, but the events concerned took place 110 years ago - and replaced old bosses with new bosses even more controlling than the
Writing a Slogpost creates debate, argument, defensive denialism, lockstep insistence on all things "settled" and thinly disguised hatred. But if you see a pretty Gambian girl dancing to good Afro-Salsa music on her Smartphone, she'll be smiling. And if I pick up a guitar and play
In scientific terms, a parasite is an organism that lives on or inside another organism, known as the host, and obtains nutrients from or at the expense of the host. In 2025, this description of deadly exploitation is not an analogy....rather, it is an empirical twin of every contemporary
1.The radical-chic smuggies are so dumb, they fail to see the elephant on the end of their noses Let's start with the Useful Idiots dimension. Volodomore Zelenskyy used an illegal Presidential decree to put off the election he faced in March 2024. He did this because his
Dementia is all the rage at the moment: "Is President Trump losing it?" ask those in the New Normal New York Times New World Order camp....but in doing so, they give away the rage they feel. Generally speaking, the phrase 'Losing it' has two meanings
The blindingly obvious strategy to blame all long-term neoliberal failure on President Trump's tariff obsession is being venemously pumped out on CNN as I write. You would have to be devoid of all five primary senses not to spot this....and as a Brit, I'm ashamed
This is something I wrote yesterday to a former Adland colleague in the UK: 'While I regard your analysis of Donald Slump as somewhat slavishly New York Times/DNC in nature - he is not a convicted felon, sex-pest or pervert on any planet beyond the Blair-Kamala New Normal