No smoke without fire in deepening Heathrow Starmer riddle

Useful idiot Ed Miliband is the UK Energy Secretary. These days, his department is called The Department for Energy Security and Net Zero. Net Zero is a pointless and unachievable goal, but the Starmeristas persevere with the sort of brainless goose-stepping ideological constipation that exacerbated the Heathrow sub-station fire farce last Friday.

Predictably, there is now to be a Public Inquiry. Old Big'ead tells us, “We are determined to properly understand what happened and what lessons need to be learned.”

One lesson the Government could learn is that there was no need for the airport to have been shut down in the first place. Chief executive of the UK National Grid John Pettigrew categorically confirmed yesterday that other substations were "available for the distribution network companies and Heathrow to take power". He added, "There was no lack of capacity from the substations. Each substation individually can provide enough power for the airport. Two substations were always available for Heathrow to take power, so while losing a substation is a unique event, there were two other energy available available - and that represents a genuinely high level of resilience."

Pettigrew is right in calling the "loss" of a substation a unique event, so it's doubly important at this juncture that I should confirm the complete absence of any evidence of terrorist activity. Yes, the Starmer-Labour Cabinet has not a fucking clue why the sub-station burst into flames, but it is absolutely one thousand per cent sure that no extremists of any hue were involved in the uniquely spontaneous combustion, and above all there is clear evidence that nobody ran about yelling "Allah Aqbar" or words to that effect....except of course in the minds of Islamophobic Far Right scum like you and me.

None of that garbage explains why a publication as obscure as SurreyLive reported that - in a village very close to the Heathrow incident - 'A car and three bins were set on fire last weekend...Surrey Police are now appealing for witnesses after four incidents of arson in Bookham last Saturday, March 22. All four fires were safely extinguished and no one was injured....[however]...Surrey Police are now looking to speak with anyone with information that can support their investigation to identify those responsible for these incidents. Borough Commander Inspector James Green said: "Our officers have been hard at work in Bookham over the past few days, conducting house-to-house enquiries, gathering CCTV footage, and obtaining witness statements that will help us identify the persons responsible for these fires"'.

Note the absence of the words 'arson', 'house-to-house enquiries' and 'CCTV footage' in the mass media accounts of Heathrow's sub-station.

Bottom line: SNAFU fires with unwanted geopolitical suspicions will be whitewashed in global media. Nearby cases of out and out arson will be covered by local media...but all connections to the major event will be ignored by the legacy media whores.

Fire-flies with an agenda were at work in the immediate area under consideration here. Who knows what their pet grievance is and who bankrolls their ops? I've no idea....and as long as the presstitutes get their way, we'll never be any the wiser.

Shock new study reveals that Keir Starmer is artificially intelligent

UK Prime Minister Starmer said last Monday that he intends to save five billion Pounds a year by 2030 and achieve the Treasury's forecasts for growth - over forty per cent of which was based on (1) increased consumer spending power and (2) increased Government spending. But the savings per year will (1) reduce benefits and thus reduce spending power and (2) reduce Government spending.

The study revealing the PM's severe case of counterfeit logic was conducted by internationally acclaimed research agency SLOMARRFOG [Slog Market Research Focus Group Services] and will remain secret until the year 2125.

Late last night, yet another unexplained spontaneous combustion occurred - this time, in Keir Starmer's pants - but a senior Downing Street spokesperson sought to reseassure the PM's adoring subjects by pointing out that "Unlike substation conflagrations, fiery pants among senior politicians are far from unique".

Fifteen years on, the veteran Slogarithm IABATO still applies:

It's All Bollocks And That's Official