Introducing the big beautiful Slogerette....

John Anthony Ward

19 May 2025 — 3 min read

Ursula Von de Leyen becomes the first elite hooker mandated to experience the new SqeekyKleen Deturdant cycle

.....using only new miracle SqueakyClean Deturdant - featuring the unique Satangone anti-hogwash ingredient as developed in association with the Proctologist-Gambler-Unicleaver Corporation of Port Scumblight, Langley Virginia

Pack design by Spellcheck-Musk Associates

Today sees the launch of the much needed and long awaited laundry breakthrough guaranteeing to remove deep-down stains of amoral, biased, bombastic, brutal, depraved, devious, deplorable, dishonest, fanatical, illegal, idiotic, ideological, immoral, imperious, insane, psychopathic, grubby, crooked, corrupt, mischievous, murderous, mendacious, naughty, nasty, nepotistic, onanistic, power-grabbing, pervy, unaccountable, unspeakable, unacceptable, knavish, selfish, swivel-eyed, sociopathic, thieving, willful, wayward and wanton behaviour in elites hiding behind AI in Silicon Valley, banking, stock markets, politics, Black Rocks, climatology, media outlets, globalist business, diplomacy and bureaucracy.

Play your part in this major hygiene revolution by voting for those you think deserve mandatory cleansing at the Slogerette.....

.....and to get you going, here are my priority cases for treament:

Embezzler, liar, corrupted US cypher, pervert, neo-Nazi hypocrite

Sex-pest, Putin-basher, Brexit deserter, bribe-taker and Covid19 lackey

Bush poodle, WMD liar, settled science idiot, law perverter, ID dissembler, toilet loitering sociopath

Police stooge, NWO fascist, bisexual rentboy user, Ukraine whore, Biden ally, Islamist apologist

Traitor, Beijing apologist, Wuhan dissembler, Covid fearmonger, CDC conspiricist

Genocidal criminal, bioweapon denier, health fearmonger, bribe-taker re Beijing lies, C U next Tuesday

Pharma Satan, RFKJr assassin, WEF devotee psycho, master of obscene eupmemism. Will definitely require pre-wash and double rinse cycle plus bleach additive

Plus full supporting cast including....

Killary Clinton, Jeremy *unt, Agustin Carstens, Elizabeth 'Pocohontus' Warren, Ed Minigland, Bill 'Motel' Gates, Guy Verhofshit

and introducing

James David Vance as The Weirdo GOP frontrunner in 2028

And in other breaking wind, this morning the ballooning US sovereign debt delivered a loss of triple-A credit rating blow to Trumpamerica. The Donald's ludicrous fantasies about retaining a global policeman hegemony now look very sick indeed. On the anarchic Yellow Brick Road to 2030, there will be a six-way contest between Washington, Brussels, Moscow, Beijing, Mecca and the NWO headcases.

Fasten your seatbelts as you climb onto the bumpy car ride. Due to budget cuts, the yellow bricks have not been repaired for a long time. As for the BRICS, their situation remains dire in a sort of emergent yet entropic unpredictability.

The lying, spying, cheating, controlling, over-charging, tracking con trick that is digital globalism

The Final Straw that was Cup Final Day I long ago gave up following the Beautiful Game that has been ruined by Bestial Greed. There is too much soccer now - too many home-and-away complications, too much sponsorship, too many obscne salaries, too much at stake, too little club loyalty,

When education forbids minority opinion, it's time to give up on Truth

As nobody seems to give a monkey's chuff about the grisly fate most of us face in the coming years, Armageddin' ouda here via my Time machine....back to those halcyon days when blogging was young, the Muskovite was more interested in Mars than Twitter, and The

Truth, lies and Unsettling Science

This is a shot of my late brother Mike in his cricketing heyday, effortlessly thwacking yet another ball towards the boundary. See if you can find the ball. Despite having now departed for the celestial pavilion, sixty years on Mike still holds the record for the fastest century ever scored

The blessed West is a badly mixed blessing, the greed gene is factory-fitted....and the hegemony Wars to come could easily result in Homo sapiens suicide

Here's something to ponder on: if you are born in the First World "West", in English I would say, "I am blessed by having more than enough to eat and - with luck and judgement - enough State support during a lifetime to enable me